The Life and Times of an Optimistic Pessimist

24/F/USA-NC

Fandoms include:
Supernatural
Sherlock
Mad Men
Breaking Bad
House MD
Family Guy
Sons of Anarchy
Rescue Me
The Walking Dead
Scrubs
Harry Potter
The Office
The Hunger Games
Deadwood


Also into cute lingerie, plus-size fashion, music (mostly country and rock), horses, and country life. I try to keep my blog PG-13 but some posts may contain sexually suggestive material.
Recent Tweets @

ceesquatch:

this is actually what texas sounds like

(via ruinedchildhood)

moonjira:

c-nicio:

sam fucking dies

the squid beefed it for the last time

(via askinnyblackman)

themusicisyourmaster:

don’t fuck with me like this we all know this shit isn’t going to be rationed unless you’re on a deserted fucking island what the fuck skittles are you trying me because I’ll pour your bag of assorted rainbow oval candies down my throat quicker than you can apologize for your sorry ass packaging damn skittles got me all fired up this isn’t what I pay taxes for so don’t fucking joke around about things like this skittles

(via askinnyblackman)

captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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(via xanax-goddess)

officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

(via askinnyblackman)

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

(via askinnyblackman)

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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(via askinnyblackman)

simsgonewrong:

Firefighter on fire got fired

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(via jimmiefallons)

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

(via fuckyeahloldemort)