The Life and Times of an Optimistic Pessimist

May222013

(Source: id-rather-have-food)

8PM

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8PM

donechesters:

ash-is-cool-with-it:

What if all of the survivors at Chitaqua were fallen angels?

(via an-endless-secret)

8PM

monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez:

atticdweller:

misha

MISHA

you are 38 freaking years old you should not be this cute

*adds to bucket list* Meet Misha Collins in an airport, and get a picture.

(Source: isaacandhismother, via castielsunderpants)

12AM

gthegentleman:

Leo covers GQ Germany, June 2013

Leo

12AM

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via an-endless-secret)

12AM

roughrimjob:

Baby snakes appreciation post

(via askinnyblackman)

12AM

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

(via askinnyblackman)

12AM

When you were younger and a friend came round

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

The next couple of hours:

When their parents came to collect them:

“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

(via trenchcoats-aka-fuckingcastiel)

12AM

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things

(via askinnyblackman)

12AM

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12AM

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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12AM

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

(via askinnyblackman)

12AM

So I went outside today…

watchtheskytonight:

jen-rox:

kittycastrenchcoat:

I walked around in the city this afternoon. Enjoying the sun, the little shops, …

And in the first shop I went in I saw

a rack full of trenchcoats.

In the second store:

(The Doctor had a beard. ^ )

And in the book store there was this gentleman on the cover:

TUMBLR WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME ALOOOONE

My first ‘most-reblogged’ post and it’s about my miserable attempt to escape Tumblr.

You can leave tumblr, but tumblr will never leave you

(via trenchcoats-aka-fuckingcastiel)

12AM

“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.” Hugh Laurie (via moaka)

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